zooropian-lemon:

whoever designed the iPod was obviously a fan


oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man

We’ll have a Dalmatian plantation. A Dalmatian plantation, I say.


Anonymous asked: Tell us about your favorite middle school experience

bombing:

the day my biology teacher proved i was adopted in front of the entire class


nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!


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